friend: you speak french?
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant
That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa
CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL
S-sir? Sir, what are you-
Sir, are you-
Sir, please stop.
Are you okay?
I can’t remember if I blogged this or not but oh my fucking cute.
seeing your friend after being apart for a long time
this is some airbending shit right here
I think we can agree that airbenders can smoke firebenders at futbol
Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups
Behind Every Great Novelist (Illustration for the NY Times Book Review)
Someone brought Gaston five dozen eggs.
This is magical.I just want to know how the security cast member reacted when he saw 5 dozen eggs while performing a routine bag check.
"Sir, you can’t bring 5 dozen eggs into-"
"It’s for Gaston"
"Go right ahead. We understand perfectly."