Well, Allons-y!
Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
Me: "Yeah..."
Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
Me: -Forgets entire language-

slomps:

"I’ll get up earlier tomorrow"

*doesn’t manage it. Again*

pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

fistfightsandstilettos:

beckpoppins:

fluffyfrills:

mitzi—may:

shavingryansprivates:

i’M SCREAMING BECAUSE OF HOW CUTE THIS IS

such drama. as if they’d been starving for days. :D

such cry babies oh my god

few things in this world make me as happy as this video

kimpissible:

THERE IS ACTUALLY NOT A BETTER FEELING THEN TO HAVE A BESTFRIEND WHO ALSO THINKS OF U AS THEIR BESTFRIEND